In an alternat reality, you have Calvin & Hobbes being played by Lex Luthor, the megalomaniac-al genius, constantly foiled by his arch enemy Superman and Joker, the maniac & psycho, with grand designs on unhinging Batman, coming together for a conversation. Brian Azzarelo & Lee Bermejo channelize their inner Bill Watterson to write & draw respectively, a comic strip for the 75th issue of the Superman/Batman series.
Total psychotic hilariousness. Please Brian Azzarello & Lee Bermejo, more of the same please.
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